new simonini exhaust which she had just fitted to her......

colon and intestinal tract, allowing greater gas flow onto Herman the gimps....

camping stove which he treasured because it once belonged to.....

Fanny Craddock's husband and long suffering....

pushbike owner, it never failed him on his Lancs Alliance weekenders in the Lakes except when........................

he got confronted by the one and only......

Billbo Baggins insisting to see his ring.

Which was perfectly formed and compact considering all the....

burgers and chips which he lovingly devoured whilst using a....

bottle of Mr Muscle to try and get the stains off.............

her pvc parka given to her by........

Ho Chi Min's personal stylist from 1965 who was now a........

mascot for the royal dragoon guards, and had just got back from a tour of.....

Rhyl, Prestatyn and Colwyn Bay. During the tour, a bunch of locals..........

pointed out to him that his boat had developed a flat tyre, and that was why......

he had developed a severe list to his jolly roger forcing the whole crew to retreat to the crows nest where they commenced to feverishly wave their.......

used condoms at the passing seagulls in order to....

to make them shat themselves, so they could be more easliy identified by the passing coast guard. unfortunatly for them though, the tide was not in thier favour that moonless night and they drifted slowly into the inky blackness....

with fear gripping their....

condom-free jolly roger todgers. It wasn't long though before they spied a great...

spider, which sat down....

on the grassy knoll, just as a window went up on the second floor of the book depository across the street.......

from Tiny Tim's ukalele emporium where you could hear the warbled strains of...

Harry Houdini who was practising one of his famous.............

he'd snapped his banjo string the night before, whilst entertaining a rather large, wet........

7 legged octupus from Liverpool named R Squid. He'd lost his...

CHOCOLATE STARFISH

but once the chocolate had been licked off it left his starfish ..

a lot less chocolatey. in fact only half the calories a normal chocolate starfish contains, so......