in theory, you can have twice as much, but thats just for greedy bastards and........

those not used to the exercise you can get pushing a

fart in a spacesuit as well as...........

pushing your scoot 2 miles after a.................

night out on real ale and

chocolate starfish.......

ate my hamster....said freddy starfish when suddenly......

up pops the

weasle with half a pound of tuppeny....

egg fried rice, half a pound of crispy duck and a small portion of.........

sweet & sour rats ass

all mixed together with a dead dog's...

"Dongle" said the man at p.c world, you shall get a much better connection than those with...

15 denier American Tan tights, as the elasticity is...

is much better than that on the hillman minx, but no where near as good on the....

back end of a number 92 bus. Times were hard, in fact so hard that...

we had to throw our gran on't fire just to keep us warm, but after she burnt up we then.........

sat round the joanna for a good old

pants down..... said the doctor, after examing the.....

dogs dangling scrottocks

Mmmmm they would make a nice purse to put my..

collection of rabbit droppings