http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/-t1.htm C,mon give us a laugh Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:51:02 GMT 10 http://i87.servimg.com/u/f87/11/07/15/56/web111.jpg http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/-t1.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/pointless-family-photo-of-the-year-t1747.htm brijsax Say cheese!!


]]> Joke,s Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:51:02 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/pointless-family-photo-of-the-year-t1747.htm#10731 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/pointless-family-photo-of-the-year-t1747.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/dutch-prostitute-t1746.htm brijsax
Never again ask her to "sit on my face" in a 'shilly dutch akshent']]> Joke,s Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:00:57 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/dutch-prostitute-t1746.htm#10730 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/dutch-prostitute-t1746.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/st-helens-man-found-naked-with-goat-t1739.htm Paul mac St Helens Man Found Naked With Goat Police Warn Of Possible Prison Sentence And Likely Outbreak Of Lice Keith Davies was arrested last night after startled onlookers in St Helens saw him performing obscene acts with a goat. 46-year-old Davies will appear in court this morning charged with five counts of animal molestation and two of animal cruelty. The St Helens man was arrested at around 7pm last night after a local couple, Dave and Christina Bleater, found him naked in the corner of a ... Joke,s Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:35:37 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/st-helens-man-found-naked-with-goat-t1739.htm#10689 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/st-helens-man-found-naked-with-goat-t1739.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oops-xxx-t1732.htm brijsax Oops! XXX CLICK]]> Joke,s Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:31:24 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oops-xxx-t1732.htm#10637 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oops-xxx-t1732.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/cheap-cigarettes-t1744.htm brijsax £30 a year? I freakin' wish!!!

]]> Joke,s Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:39:37 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/cheap-cigarettes-t1744.htm#10711 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/cheap-cigarettes-t1744.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mindfucks-t1733.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:15:16 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mindfucks-t1733.htm#10641 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mindfucks-t1733.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/internet-stupid-t1731.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:27:21 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/internet-stupid-t1731.htm#10635 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/internet-stupid-t1731.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-t1682.htm alanb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeBeNpFiCso


It's the future!
Not the past!]]> Joke,s Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:46:21 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-t1682.htm#10423 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-t1682.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bill-and-ben-t1719.htm brijsax Flowerpotmen, in bed...

Bill says to Ben, 'ssssslop a dop flipbill flapple wee!

Ben says , 'just swallow it you c*unt!' ]]> Joke,s Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:09:30 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bill-and-ben-t1719.htm#10567 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bill-and-ben-t1719.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/blind-date-xxx-t1713.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:32:51 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/blind-date-xxx-t1713.htm#10503 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/blind-date-xxx-t1713.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/gordon-ramsay-soundboard-t1710.htm brijsax CLICK

Caution. May contain the F word]]> Joke,s Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:43:56 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/gordon-ramsay-soundboard-t1710.htm#10494 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/gordon-ramsay-soundboard-t1710.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/un-pc-jokes-t1705.htm Paul mac Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- --------- - A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't ... Joke,s Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:12:43 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/un-pc-jokes-t1705.htm#10475 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/un-pc-jokes-t1705.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-3-t1703.htm brijsax I just said to the wife "I'm off down to the pub, get your coat on." she says "why? am i coming with you". I replied "no, i'm switching the heating off. ... I've been training to be a cage fighter. Got my first fight next week. That budgie won't know what’s fucking hit it. Women. Give them a pool table and they'll hit fuck all, but give them a car and they'll hit everything! My wife has just been sacked from the jigsaw factory. She's in pieces. It's ... Joke,s Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:37:43 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-3-t1703.htm#10469 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-3-t1703.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/this-is-the-modern-world-t1702.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:52:00 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/this-is-the-modern-world-t1702.htm#10468 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/this-is-the-modern-world-t1702.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/carry-on-calamity-caravan-t1701.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:50:54 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/carry-on-calamity-caravan-t1701.htm#10467 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/carry-on-calamity-caravan-t1701.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-2-t1683.htm Pintpot ]]> Joke,s Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:09:39 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-2-t1683.htm#10427 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lets-get-talking-2-t1683.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/humour-with-dead-flies-t1667.htm brijsax Found this. I think it's brilliant! Joke,s Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:20:39 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/humour-with-dead-flies-t1667.htm#10342 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/humour-with-dead-flies-t1667.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/poo-paul-s-scouse-style-t1660.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:32:14 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/poo-paul-s-scouse-style-t1660.htm#10265 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/poo-paul-s-scouse-style-t1660.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bored-while-flying-t1656.htm StevieRan What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real idiot: 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain the idiot is watching. 5. Open your Internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Look at the expression on the idiot's face. Joke,s Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:38:16 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bored-while-flying-t1656.htm#10233 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bored-while-flying-t1656.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hiroshima-survivor-t1655.htm brijsax only known survivor of both the Hiroshima and
Nagasaki atomic bomb attacks.

He has survived to the ripe old age of 93 and,
although details of his
medical history have been
kept private, he is described as a little
deaf in one ear.

The hearing in the other three is said to be perfectly fine.]]> Joke,s Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:42:08 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hiroshima-survivor-t1655.htm#10226 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hiroshima-survivor-t1655.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/haynes-service-manual-t1645.htm brijsax
Haynes: Idler pulley should come off by hand or may be pryed
gently with two screwdrivers.

Real world: Idler pulley should come off when pryed savagely
with a 3 foot crow bar, or alternately when beaten severely
out of shape with a 20oz claw hammer.]]> Joke,s Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:52:08 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/haynes-service-manual-t1645.htm#10184 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/haynes-service-manual-t1645.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/13-t1644.htm brijsax and all the patients were shouting '13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... ]]> Joke,s Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:17:54 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/13-t1644.htm#10180 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/13-t1644.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/jordan-aka-katie-price-t1621.htm brijsax
He said "She always got really irritable whenever her vibrator ran out of diesel."]]> Joke,s Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:10:35 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/jordan-aka-katie-price-t1621.htm#9960 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/jordan-aka-katie-price-t1621.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/scouse-islamic-terrorists-t1642.htm Paul mac
snortin bin dealin & bin thievin there was no sign of bin workin]]> Joke,s Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:22:49 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/scouse-islamic-terrorists-t1642.htm#10167 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/scouse-islamic-terrorists-t1642.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/skat-t1632.htm brijsax I told her that I really wanted to try skat.

I was amazed that she said that she would be willing to try,
and promptly put plastic sheeting down and threw herself onto it.

So I began.....

Skip bop do wop skibbidee do wop]]> Joke,s Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:08:54 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/skat-t1632.htm#10066 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/skat-t1632.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-sentence-structure-is-so-important-t1617.htm brijsax Why Sentence structure is so important.... The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debby or Jack. It was a difficult decision because they were both excellent workers. He decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debby came to work the next morning with a horrible hangover from partying most of the night before. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: ... Joke,s Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:36:34 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-sentence-structure-is-so-important-t1617.htm#9945 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-sentence-structure-is-so-important-t1617.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-2-t1612.htm brijsax To the man who first stated that "Fat girls are easier to pick up". I'm sending you my chiropractor's bill, c*nt. My Girlfriend has just bought one of the new Katie Price rape alarms. Its a first class stamp and a letter to the editor of the Sun. I've just met a deer who could write with both his left and right hooves. He said he was bambidextrous. Low IQ meerkat’s Simples. My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the ... Joke,s Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:55:21 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-2-t1612.htm#9918 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/soiled-shorts-2-t1612.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sniffer-dog-t1607.htm brijsax A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "sniffer dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The ... Joke,s Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:46:04 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sniffer-dog-t1607.htm#9883 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sniffer-dog-t1607.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/advice-t1598.htm brijsax
When nailing your scrotum to a kitchen table for the purposes of
sexual gratification, always ensure that you leave the pliers
within arms' reach, not in your toolbox in the shed.]]> Joke,s Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:00:09 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/advice-t1598.htm#9820 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/advice-t1598.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/muslim-women-t1592.htm vespa how times have changed... muslim women now walk 5 meters in front of muslim men..... aint landmines fkin brilliant? Joke,s Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:55:38 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/muslim-women-t1592.htm#9800 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/muslim-women-t1592.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/earth-quake-t1591.htm vespa A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents ... Joke,s Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:53:07 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/earth-quake-t1591.htm#9799 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/earth-quake-t1591.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bad-newsh-from-steps-has-died-t1576.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:55:19 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bad-newsh-from-steps-has-died-t1576.htm#9664 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/bad-newsh-from-steps-has-died-t1576.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-the-mother-in-law-never-comes-round-anymore-t1577.htm brijsax ]]> Joke,s Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:07:26 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-the-mother-in-law-never-comes-round-anymore-t1577.htm#9665 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-the-mother-in-law-never-comes-round-anymore-t1577.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/todger-t1546.htm brijsax
"Look at the size of his todger,"says the man."Its massive!"

"Yes dear,"says his wife,"but at least he's got your ears."]]> Joke,s Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:02:56 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/todger-t1546.htm#9379 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/todger-t1546.htm http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/2-rats-t1558.htm brijsax "I'm fucking sick of it. Shit for breakfast, shit for dinner and shit for tea."
The other rat says
"Cheer up,we'll go on the piss later"]]> Joke,s Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:32:41 GMT http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/2-rats-t1558.htm#9454 http://lancsalliance.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/2-rats-t1558.htm