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Paul Mac
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PostSubject: school spelling test   Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:16 pm

A class of 6 year old's come in from playtime to a spelling test.

Teacher:: Jill. What did you do this playtime?

Jill: I played in the sandbox.

Teacher: Very good. If you can spell "Sand" you win a biscuit!

So Jill spelt, S A N D and wins her biscuit.



Next up is Matt.

Teacher: What did you do this playtime Matt?

Matt: I played in the sandbox with Jill

Teacher: Very well. If you can spell "Box" you win a biscuit.

So Matt spells B O X and wins his biscuit.



Next up is Muhammed!

Teacher: Did you play in the sandbox too?

Muhammed: No because Matt and Jill wouldnt let me and when i went near the box they threw sand at me and called me names.

Teacher: This sounds like its because your a different colour Muhammed, but i tell you what.....

If you can spell "Racial Discrimination" on the blackboard, you win a biscuit!
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PostSubject: Re: school spelling test   Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: school spelling test   Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:46 pm

very good silent mate
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PostSubject: Re: school spelling test   Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:03 pm

like it
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